高尔夫号称“绿色鸦片”，一接触便会上瘾。对高球爱好者来说，只要能下场，就是快乐的一天!朋友高尔夫经营这么多年高尔夫，也接触了不少发烧级的球友，更有甚者直接换上“高尔夫瘾者“病(英文名：Golf Addict)，以下国外高尔夫网站列举了瘾者高尔夫的25个症状。喜欢高尔夫的你，不妨来看看自己“中毒”有多深。

     



满足8条，你可以很傲娇的说自己是高尔夫的轻度中毒“患者”；

满足15条，中度患者，离危险不远了；

如果满足20条以上，真的不要傲娇，“毒瘾”太深，有“病”咱得治呀！

当你出现已下症状时，你已开始患上“高尔夫“毒瘾”……


1、当体温35度，您还在打高尔夫时……

You have played when it’s 35 degrees out.

2、爱上用推杆玩迷你高尔夫。

You take your own putter to play mini golf.

3、知道谁是大卫-利佰特是谁！（国内球友可能更多知道他研发最好的一款挥杆练习器）

You know who David Leadbetter is.

4、你能熟练的把惯性力矩(MOI值)运用到一个句中!（什么是惯性力矩(MOI值)？）

You can use MOI in a sentence.

5、所有的裤子口袋里都有球 tee。

All of your pants have a tees in the pockets.

6、你的一只手明显另一只手磨损更深。

Your one hand is clearly more tan than the other.

7、你知道自己最后的5分，但可能记不起母亲的生日!

You know your last 5 scores but not your moms’s age.

8、你会打电话到新办卡的高尔夫俱乐部请假!

You call in sick on the day your new clubs are to arrive.

9、你会随身带球具，无论是出差还是旅游，仅仅只是“以防万一”

You keep your clubs in your trunk at all times “just in case.”

10、一个完整修剪整齐的草坪比辛迪-克劳馥的照片更吸引你的目光!（这里可以自行替换成自己喜欢的明星）辛迪-克劳馥(Cindy Crawford)美国超级名模。全球600多家杂志封面都刊登过她的玉照，包括《人物》、《Vogue》等

A perfectly manicured lawn gets you more excited than pictures of Cindy Crawford topless.

11、你家的天花板到处都是你挥杆留下的痕迹。

You have club marks on a ceiling somewhere in your house.

12、旅游时，你看到球场两眼放光。看到名胜古迹，却一点感觉也没有。

When traveling you’re more excited to see a golf course than unusual wildlife.

13、当和别人聊天时，你的肩膀和手臂会不自觉地摆动起来，做出挥杆的动作。

You’re known to start swinging your shoulders and pivoting your hips in the middle of conversations.

14、每周都会去Hooters一次，去支持约翰-达利。

You go to Hooters once a week “to support John Daly.”

15、滂沱大雨，你打着雨伞、穿着防水裤下场了，也要避免慢打!

You have played through drenching rain to avoid slower groups.

16、你会随时随地练习挥杆，用遥控器，木棍，扫把或者孩子的玩具等等!

You’ll practice your swing with anything; a tv remote, a stick in the woods, a broom or your kids’ toys.

17、约翰尼-米勒的声音比您老婆更迷人。

You recognize Johnny Miller’s voice and can instantly tune it out like your wife’s.

18、会有一会球具店折扣清单，而且还会仔细阅读这份清单!(清单朋友高尔夫必需在首页呀!)

You’re on every golf retailers catalog mailing list (and actually read them all).

19、在谈论中你会担到，罗斯、尼克劳斯，皮特-戴伊。(这里可以自行替换成您喜欢的球星)

When discussing architecture you mention Ross, Nicklaus, and PB Dye.

20、手机里珍藏着数十条自己的挥杆视频，你说是为了分析动作。

There is home video of your golf swing for the purpose of “analyzation.

21、有些人告诉你天气56度，你脑子里盘旋的却是这次打球怎么改进沙坑的救球。

When someone says its 56 degrees outside you start thinking about your sand wedge.

22、你知道谁是Sam Woods，而且还梦想着你的孩子有一天会娶她!(她是谁小编真不知道)

You know who Sam Woods is and dream of your toddler someday marrying her.

23、在同一段对话中你会说：“我身无分文”，“我很忙没有任何空余时间”，还有“明天我们一起去打高尔夫吧?”

You have said “I am broke, “I never have any time,” and “Do you want to go golfing tomorrow?” all in the same conversation.

24、当你意识在老板在球场上时能熟练的躲在一颗树后!

You’ve ducked behind a tree when you realize your boss is on the course too.

25、你能识别常绿草，百慕大草和早熟禾之间的不同。

You can identify the differences between bent, bermuda and poa anna grass.


以上这些，你中了几条呢？